Tuesday, April 19, 2011

My Korean Dating experience

  In a perfect world my future wife would fuck me when I wanted and make all matter of chicken dishes. She would remove my ingrown hair from any orifice of my body with delight.  My wife would also know every NBA team along with their players and coaches. Mrs. Robinson would also be skilled at debating logically about politics, history and which porn star has the fattest ass. She would know when to shut the fuck up and know how to convey her feelings in a tactful manner. Yeah, I almost forgot, she would fuck me when I wanted. Wait, I already mentioned that, huh?
  But we don't live in a perfect world. Hell, I'm not sure if a semblance of my aforementioned future wife will ever exist in my generation.  My generation is a bit confused about gender roles and are making them up as we go.  Our grandparents marked the end of  an age when a woman's sole duty was to take care of the household while the man worked.  Our parents were the first generation that had to deal with the changing gender roles. A friend of my dad's once said "my wife better have her ass back home by one a.m.cuz a woman ain't got no business in the streets at all times of night." Initially, I thought he was concerned for her safety but his follow up comment, "that's what men do" and "she can only be up to one thing" made things clear.  Then I thought well, hell, all of you guys (my dad's friends) are out all times of night with one another and ya'll ain't doing shit so what makes you think differently of her.